1. Found in a patients chart today under "behavioral": "Needy, sometimes nasty". Same chart, therapy notes/diagnosis: "Colon surgery with a rectal pouch". YOU THINK ??..
2. Had to attend a big multi-state corporate seminar on "Medicare entitlement". I never saw so many fat middle-age women sporting bad hair, green skin and horrific pant suits in one banquett hall. Note to self -- quit the desk job before its too late.
3. I'm being cyber stalked by crude, pushy, delightfully uncomplicated yet thoroughly unpleasant israelies. ..Brrr...PS PIONERY, IDITE V ZHOPY !
4. Called to book an appointment with a pediatric GI doc, got following directions from the clerk (was spelled out in a dead-serious voice): "Come up to the 3rd floor, step on the red carpet and look for the GREEN FROG". When I asked if I should kiss it then -- silence followed..
5. Went through Fresh Farms for half hour with a polar bear sticker on my butt thanks to Nika.. And I just thought these jeans fit me really well..Damn. Well they do, anyway :)