What I learned last week, in no order:
-Best way to find inner peace is to shut down your conscience. Guilt is bad for you.
- The caged parrot to the right of my office is named Nugget and is a male.
- The OCD-stricken multilingual Equadorian blind genius to the left is a jew, and not just any but a koin (!!) On the same bizzare note a little old lady who just moved in a few doors down is Opus Dei..and badly bruised at that..
- If on Friday nite you're stuck in horrendous traffick in freezing rain for 2 hrs, hungry and dying to pee, don't think it can't get any worse because actually right then your fuckin car fuckin DIES in the middle of the bridge where NO ONE can get to you in less than an hour AND your window somehow rolls down while rain picks up, and every fuckin good samaritan passing by is honking and screaming..and you call the cops but before they get there your hero boyfriend arrives so you jump in his car and take off to the nearest bathroom while the cops show up only to find a slightly boozy angry wet burly guy sitting in your place.."Miss Upart ?..", hmm.
- I am addicted to a certain mirror in my house..it just loves me. Vanity :)
Monday, March 07, 2011
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