-Compliment from guy at work: "NO OFFENCE, but you're a beautiful girl..."
-The most surreal feeling -- driving in a murky blizzard in a death of Midwestern winter with Caribbean reggae on full blast.
-A 400 lbs psychotic patient with explosive diarrhea that just ripped out all his lines and is headed for the elevator, whaling and leaving a trail of blood and poop behind him..and little old me trying to dart his bloody ass with an elephant dose of Haldol..
-A teeny tiny Club Monaco skirt that is a perfect fit after all the crap I've been eating these holidays -- a nice surprise, now if I could only get my ass in it and to a nice party for once, maybe there'd be more nice surprises in store..maybe not..In any case, I should work less and get out more..
-My kid does yoga, and no one thought her
-I had the most mindblowing hot dream about an old flame..Again, I should get out more..:)))
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NWO ?..:)
I do and I don't..anyway, I got nothing to show for it but a few wild stories if you get me talking :) Oh, and a stack of letters and e-mails..just words, lots of words..nothing real but a little blonde angel needing me more than any man ever did. I need a drink..
Yes, that was my alter-ego. Aren't 300 lbs guys going nuts real? And with a bit of Haldol, think of the trophies you could bring home!
Lets meet over coffee, I'd love to hear the stories. I'm having writer's block and need to churn the right brain.
He was TOO real :))) Anyway, I'm done with bringing home trophies..they weigh me down :)
Ask me what you want to know..or I won't know where to start :)..
Let's start with... What wild story haven't you told even your best friend? And why not? Feel free to email if it's too embarrassing :)
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