From work, a real winner

A birthday party for a resident turning 100. The whole family came for the occasion, BD cake, candles, balloons, nurses singing happy BD, the whole shabang. Grandma can't talk -- voice cord paralysis, so she writes her requests and such on a little clip board. Suddenly she starts leaning to the left..A nurse standing near props her up with a pillow. After a while she starts leaning ever so slowly to the right..the same caring nurse props her up with another pillow. Then she starts to look a little worried and leans forward..The nurse gets creative and ties her back strait with a blankey. Then her grandson comes by and asks "So, grandma, are they treating you nice here ?.." Grandma grabs a board and starts writing..In a minute the grandson is bent over with hysterical laughter -- the board says "NO. They won't let me fart !!"