Random

1. Intra-office memo about upcoming X-mas Party: Please make sure that all residents are dressed in green and red.
2. Its rather hard to have a casual conversation when confronted with a huge erection. Lots of bad puns..
3. Scribbles in an elevator at manor: DISTURBIA. Now, that's just mean..I kinda like it here
4. Stopped by Whole Foods in Lakeview and had coffee in adjacent lobby of a "Gay, Lesbian, Trans-sexual and Trans-gender" Recreational Center. Nice place. Felt utterly plain, grabbed a hand-full of free condoms from a bowl on the way out then shopped at Brown Elephant across the street to feel better..Me and my thrift stores. But I'll never know what gay bingo is like..or trans-gender crafts..I imagine lots of tape's involved..and batteries..and leather scraps, perhaps..
5. A blood curdling scream out in a hallway: "NOBODY LOVES ME !!!" Ouch.
6. Try to explain a vibrator to a 3 year-old who just dug it out of your drawer and is giddily dragging it across the floor by the cord (don't ask..)
7. Mom, I wanna go to "Chucky Jesus" !!!
8. Our nanny scared shitless by a toy pony that went off by itself at 3 am. Locked it in a closet but it just kept on going.."I'm a little pony..tram-tararam.."
9. I am perpetually torn between feeling lonely and wanting to be left alone. No peace.
10. Listening to Kill Bill soundtrack in gridlock and craving a nice classy massacre