I don't know about the worst, but here's a few really bad ones so far:
-I failed at the only thing I thought I was born to be -- a rich man's wife :) I had a nerve to want him to be NICE, too. Silly me
-I had a man take an explosive dump in MY CAR WHILE DRIVING me home in a bumper-to-bumper traffic. He had a fear of public restrooms..I had a fear of HIM since..
-I have a terrible allergy to MUSTARD and nearly died of anaphylaxis twice. Needless to say I live dangerously just by ordering out..
-I got a really bad perm in high school and was always seated next to a bald guy in class. We were teased mercilessly.
-I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN 2 YEARS. Can it get ANY worse ????
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Why, thanks for giving this some thought.
*Sounds like he failed, not you.
*THAT has to be the worst. Ever.
*Bring some adrenaline with you, please. Dying with yellow stuff smeared on your lips is just awful.
*Um, Trix, may I suggest you let go of that memory?
*Yes. The guy shitting in your car is worse. But the sleep thing is rough. Would you like me to sing you a lullaby? Maybe in Russian? (you could laugh yourself into unconsciousness).
The "worst ever" was that I was married to the guy shitting in my car :))) Poor thing was sick, and crazy..
A Russian lullaby ?..For me ?..:) How sweet :) Why IS that I meet plenty of men willing to serenade me but always end up with ones shitting on my stuff ?!..:)))
I hate to laugh at your misery, but if ever there was a quotable quote, THAT was it!
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